Our Cows

Sprinkles

This is Sprinkles. He is a very happy cow! He even laughs when you tell him a joke!

Henrietta

This is beautiful Henrietta! She is floofy! She likes to follow you around looking for treats!

Waffles

Nothing is more fun than Waffles!!! Waffles is silly! He can barely see with his big bangs covering his eyes. He just likes to have fun! And….

Eat waffles!

That’s why we named him Waffles!! (Don’t worry, he’s ASSURED us that it doesn’t make him a cannibal!)

Lavy

Lavy has GREAT hearing! (Those big ears!) He likes to play hide and seek and you’ll often see him hiding behind his favorite flowers or out in the open field. (Yes, sometimes we wonder if Lavy knows how to play hide and seek….. Haha!). Lavy has big shaggy bangs and doesn’t like haircuts. His favorite color is Lavender.

Sir Reginald Feldsworth the 3/4th

Sir Reginald is quite dignified! We refer to him as .75 for short (and he is kinda short…). He likes to hold his head high and is quite stubby and furry. He deeply appreciates anyone who gets to bed on time and gives them their victory congratulations.

Fluffer Nutter

Fluffer Nutter is white and brown. He has a severe peanut allergy (don’t worry we eat our snickers in hiding!). He also likes long walks on the beach. His favorite ice cream is Pineapple! (Let’s just blame his love for the tropical beaches….). He likes to be combed (just not his face… as you can tell. Ha! Either that or he just likes head rubs too much!)

Hera

Hera is “extra”. But sometimes the Universe finds that what you deserve in life is extra and puts it in your path. Obviously Hera loves not only dress up! But also loves flowers, and colorful ones! A beautiful girl deserves flowers for no reason other than she is remarkable.

Boo

Boo likes it when you exercise. So much so, he goes and tries to lick you with his big tongue! Hence why he is named “Boo” because you’re like ‘oh crap i didn’t see that big nose and tongue coming!’ His nose is always cold too for some reason, making it all the more “boo” when he gets you…. Haha maybe he likes ice cream too much and that’s why.

Baxter

This is baxter! He is like a big dog. And runs around the field all day just like one! He has luscious hair and is super froofy! As fate would have it… He likes to be combed!! But only for 8 minutes. EXACTLY. (We don’t know why…… But we’re here for it…)

Biddles

This is Biddles! He enjoys to be pet and rubbed and makes weird noises like “blub, blub, blub” when you do! And sticks his tongue out when you pet him in the right spot under his chin! He’ll follow you around and nudge you with his head so that you rub him! We secretly think he just likes to wag his tongue… 😂 But he is VERY froofy!

Bo

This is ‘Bo’!

He came with his friends because he knows if you get lonely its good to have company and he always wants to cheer you up and have you know that you aren’t alone! While this does mean we have more poop to pick up afterwards, he knows you’d appreciate the furry floof company! He also likes to watch movies! (when he’s not pooping…)

Howard

This is Howard!! (We call him ‘Hojo‘ for short! As he used to like the old “Howard Johnson” hotels 😂)

As you can tell he likes to have fun!! He’s also quite studious! But his big floofy mane gets in his way… But we think he may understand English with the quizzical looks he gives almost as if he wants to respond (and say something funny!!) when he hears us but can’t quite speak the language.
He has a BIG cute nose and magnificent horns! He likes to drink only from giant dog bowls only… We don’t yet understand why when all the cows drink water every other way. But we think that he thinks it may help him interpret the English better. It must be special water… Maybe we’ll end up teaching him to write 🙂

Valentina

This is Valentina. She likes sunsets and hanging out with friends. She’s always going out trying to find a better spot to watch the sunset. She likes wide open spaces (probably better to see the sunsets from!) and lots of green grass.

Mason

This is Mason! Every time he feels you looking at him, he stands still and acts like he’s hiding. We don’t know if its a defense mechanism or if he just likes modeling! Haha! He likes the feeling of the wind whipping around his froofy hair and it often gives his head mop a dastardly handsome look.

Calypso

This is Calypso! Loves the beach. Big nose! Long horns! Super furry! Sandy hooves! Silly little baby! Playing at the beach in the sand! Particularly loves the blue ocean water. If you can convince him, he may even help you build sand castles at the beach. But only when the tides going out (he doesn’t like to lose…). But we’re fine building sand castles no matter what!

Snoofies

This is Snoofies! He loves showing appreciation by sticking his wet nose at you when you get near him! He is happy when you complete late night meetings and training sessions. And tries to give you a big wet highland kiss when you complete errands! Sometimes he’s still eating when he does it and has grass still in his mouth. He tries to convince us to eat it too. He tells us its like “lettuce”… (we don’t believe him… Haha!)

Magnificence

Magnificent!

Oh wait!! Magnificence! (Yes. That’s her name!!!)
She has super lovely hair and luscious brows. Neatly cloven hooves. Slightly lop sided horns but she doesn’t mind! (she’s still magnificent!) She is quite floofy after all!

Golden hour is her favorite time of day. Her and many of the other ‘victory’ cows all gather together to watch the sunset together. Her ears are particular FLOOF! She greatly enjoys making little cloven hoof imprints in the mud just for fun! She said all the mud on the hooves is like going into a spa!